Excerpts from the Quote Book...(a.k.a Linell NOT studying when she should be)

(sometimes Kendra and I play a game in which we only speak in alliteration, that day, we chose to try to start each word with the letter "w." That didn't necessarily mean we were actually trying to communicate anything...)

Kendra: Well...we...willl...wallowing...
Kindra: You guys are silly...
Linell: We will...wash you!

moments later...

Linell: we want...woh...toaster!
Kendra: we want warm wheat! (raises the roof)

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(jennie walks into the lovingroom in her EMT uniform)

Bethany: ow! ow! I love a woman in uniform!
Jennie: Don't make me restrain you.

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Jennie: I'm a part-terrorist (referring to her part-persian self)
Elise: Wait...what do you want to partially terrorize??

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Kendra: Guys, I really, really have to do laundry tonight. And i'm probably NOT going to. Do you know what that means for tomorrow??
Katelyn: You're going to be smelly...or naked?

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"Do you flick your tooth at me, sir?!"
- Kendra, trying to quote Shakespeare's "do you bite your thumb at me, sir?!"

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(insert Linell hopping like a penguin)

Elise: What are you doing?! (doubles over laughing)
Linell: Sometimes my brain tells me to do things. And I say, '"Hey, why not?"

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(in the salad line in the Caf)

Kendra: There are no candied beets here!
Erin: I know! That's baloney and we're not even in the sandwich line!

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"Ok guys, I just wanna say that I have...3 bananas in my kangaroo pocket..."
-Alicia Preslik

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Elise: I need a car from 9:30-2:30
Carissa: like in the afternoon...?
Linell: No Carissa, in the morning....
Carissa: You know what, Linell? something needs to go down.

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Linell: oh man, these quotes are funny...
Carissa: how many do i have? I hope I have more than Jennie. I'm funnier than Jennie.

moments later...

Jennie: (to Carissa) I feel animosity between us
Carissa: I'm sorry! I love you.
Jennie: I feel like my ovaries hurt when you look at me.

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Katelyn: did you post some quotes up?
Linell: yup...but on facebook.
Katelyn: ...oh.
Linell: did you think I put them up on BUBBS?
Katelyn: yeah.
Carissa: no, no, nothing so Pedestrian....

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Elise: it's funny how we know what raptors sound like, they're fossils!
Katelyn: yeah it's like...wondering what...rocks...sound like...

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(Carissa, Jennie, Elise and Linell are discussing suing a certain man for emotional trauma):

Katelyn: It would solve some problems...like what I'm going to do for the rest of m life.
Carissa: No, it won't. Remember what Biggie said: "Mo' money, mo' problems."

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Linell: You know, Jesus could've given us super powers. But He didn't. Not that I'm bitter...or anything...

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Linell: we shot animals today in archery.
Kendra: that's inhumane.
Linell: They had weapons! The wolf had a sword. And we shot a peasant.
Kendra: You shot a person?!?
L: Peasant. PEASANT. Like a bird...
K. You mean PHeasant.
L: oh....... and the caribou had a bomb!

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Kendra: I'm a hard sleeper.
Bethany: really?
Kendra: No! i'm a light sleeper. I wake up at the drop of a pin.
Linell: The we'll just drop a bunch of pins...
Kendra: Good. Then I'll wake up and kick you in the teeth.

a little later...

Kendra: Ok it's official. I'm going to bed now. (Looks at Linell). If I wake up in the morning and I'm pinned to my bed, there will be consequences.

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Carissa: honestly, if babies were people-sized, the would take over the world with their large heads and amazing upper body strength.

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Erin: Denison Witmer says that we should get high on the Holy Spirit! He said that we should take a bong hit of Jesus.
Jennie: That's rather pentecostal of him...

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"Ok...do you know how many of my meals go to the meal-monster in the sky?
...that's where my meals go when they die."
-Kendra, on not using her meal plan.

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Linell: (referring to Jennie) The fountain of trivial knowledge shall now speak.

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Jennie: whatcha doing with my phone, Kendra?
Kendra: ohhh nothing...just stroking it...caressing it...whispering sweet nothings into its earpiece...

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(talking about chapels/graduation)

Kendra: I don't want to leave! They're gonna make me leave!
Jennie: Get a minor! (looks at Katelyn) Not that kind of Minor....

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Katelyn: Hey Carissa, are we gonna have a dishwasher in our home?
Carissa: Yeah, her name is Katelyn...

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"They should really just call RADs-- 'NADS.' That's really the only thing you have to know, and you'll ace the class."
-Katy Willis

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Bethany: (as katy walks in, in demonic voice): Hey, Sexy...
Katy: (responds in demonic voice): Hello, beautiful.
Katelyn: You know, it's all fun and games until someone gets demon-possessed.